Jerry and I settled down to a quiet Halloween. Suddenly the door bell rings, and rings, and rings. *We look at each other. Jerry says, "I'll answer the door. We have to have something." It was the cute three little guys, grandchildren to our neighbors, the Boyds. Jerry rushed back in..."What do I give them?" I shrugged. He ran to the kitchen and picked three new bananas and ran back to the door.
"I had one of these for lunch!" one little guy said. Mom said, "Oh goodie!" I laughed but Jerry was horrified.
The next day he came home about noon and announced, "I stopped by to give the kids something more." "Oh, that is nice," I said. "I gave them Fiber One bars." I laughed myself silly. Not only did we give them fruit (which I thought was pretty resourceful), but we gave them diarrhea!
*We have not had trick or treaters for years!!!
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